Whether it’s for a greeting card or a cheesy email icebreaker, there is no denying that puns are everyone’s favorite way to crack a joke. Sometimes called “dad jokes”, a good school-appropriate pun should be clean, free of contentious subject matter, and elicit plenty of eye rolls!
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From puns about fundraising for schools to puns about getting to class on time, here are 25 fun puns we think you’re students and faculty will, ehh, “love”.
Our Top-25 School Puns
- The best principals have all of their faculties intact.
- English teachers are always write.
- Check outside! Looks like it’s finally time for a little snow and tell.
- We’re the chess club! We love to play it close to the chess.
- Here in Geography, the globe means the world!
- I was wondering why the dodgeball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- I used to be in economics but then I lost interest.
- Make sure to watch your fingers around these new computers. Turns out they byte.
- Geology rocks but Geography is where it all happens.
- I asked the lunch lady if there were any vegan options. She told me no. Apparently including them would be a huge missed steak.
- We could have called the Middle Ages the Dark Ages but there were too many knights.
- My math teacher can talk about infinity forever.
- I tried to keep the chemistry ingredients calm but I couldn’t help how the chemicals reacted to each other.
- I had a cross eyed teacher one time. I guess she couldn’t control her pupils.
- The power went out at school and the students couldn’t have been more de-lighted!
- I got stuck reading a gravity book for my physics class. Turns out I couldn’t put it down!
- My old friend from gym class still misses me. But don’t worry, her aim is starting to improve!
- I tried to use a five pound bill in the vending machine at lunch but I think I broke it. I guess it couldn’t make the change.
- I took a nap in my woodshop class. I need to do it more often. I slept like a log.
- I offered my French teacher some breakfast but she declined. The one egg she already had was un oeuf.
- The art supplies were so excited to see us once school started again. Apparently absence makes the art grow fonder.
- I love my new biology teacher. He’s such a fungi.
- What do I think of renewable energy? Oh, I’m a huge fan!
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
- These school computers are so slow they’re running in the 90s!
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